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I'm getting my fucking tubes tied.

Holy motherashit, Natalie Dee has the most amazing, hilarious, terrifying recap of her daughter being born on her latest blog. I say terrifying because her baby was born premature, and that's all kinds of scary, but everything turned out well and the baby is fine and gorgeous and so is Mama.

For those of you unfamiliar, Natalie Dee is the author of a web comic of the same name, and one half of the hilarity team behind Married to the Sea - if you like funny pictures, check out their links in my sidebar. If you want to read a harrowing and hysterical tale about them reproducing, check out her blog. There are even adorable pictures of the baby's tiny size in relation to household items!

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wily_one24
Nov. 2nd, 2008 07:32 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, I read that blog and it was almost exactly a mirror to my pregnancy, right down to the bloated legs and breach C-section baby.

o_O

matchlightfire
Nov. 3rd, 2008 04:36 am (UTC)
oh god, that is SO TERRIFYING! The photos of her legs made my whole body ache - I can't imagine that kind of pain!!! You poor thing, I can't even imagine...at least the payoff is totally worth it;)
valiant
Nov. 3rd, 2008 12:52 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD I AM NEVER GETTING PREGNANT. EVER.

THEY SHOULD MAKE KIDS READ STUFF LIKE THIS IN SEX ED, TEEN PREGNANCY WOULD GO DOWN FOR SURE
matchlightfire
Nov. 3rd, 2008 04:37 am (UTC)
SERIOUSLY THAT'S ALL I WAS THINKING AS I WAS READING.

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GIVING BIRTH.

NEVER!
brista
Nov. 25th, 2008 02:44 am (UTC)
They TAKE OUT YOUR UTERUS and then SHOVE IT BACK IN!?!?!!?!?!

matchlightfire
Nov. 25th, 2008 06:23 pm (UTC)
I have no idea if that's normal, or an emergency type of thing but you can COUNT ME RIGHT THE HELL OUT. My uterus will stay right where it is, thank you, happily empty.
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